My mind is random, my mind is dark, my mind is fluffy and rainbow-colored, and here it is.

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold)

nalomaxie:

kenway:

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

tiny-green-box:

kenway:

the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like

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if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3

thats pretty ignorant tbh 

so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas

um not all people from those states are racist or prejudiced

thedarknesswolf:

suudsadal:

suudsadal:

antisocial-sloth:

lavantant:

when people become the thing they fight so hard against

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i’m on mobile so i can’t see the pic but something tells me it’s eren jaeger

INCREDIBLE.

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emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 


I know why the llama looks evil, it&#8217;s because llamas ARE fucking evil. My aunt got her llama to seer, because she makes her own yarn, after getting attacker numerous times, my aunt and uncle decided to just leave the llama to his own devices. Guess what one of the llama&#8217;s favorite pastimes is? STOMPING OUT COYOTES. THE FUCKING LLAMA HAS KILLED OVER 12 COYOTES THAT HAVE COME INTO HIS PEN. NOW HE IS THEIR SECURITY SYSTEM.

enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

I know why the llama looks evil, it’s because llamas ARE fucking evil. My aunt got her llama to seer, because she makes her own yarn, after getting attacker numerous times, my aunt and uncle decided to just leave the llama to his own devices. Guess what one of the llama’s favorite pastimes is? STOMPING OUT COYOTES. THE FUCKING LLAMA HAS KILLED OVER 12 COYOTES THAT HAVE COME INTO HIS PEN. NOW HE IS THEIR SECURITY SYSTEM.

signaltheriflemen:

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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I don’t care what you think I think this joke is funny and people getting mad about it is even funnier.

some of bending types and sub-skills from Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra

(Source: bat-warehouse)

Banning the Gay Panic Defense

I keep seeing stuff for for the “Yes means Yes” law in California, which is where I live, and it’s cool, but why is no one talking about California also being the first state to ban the Gay Panic defense*?

For all of you who don’t know what it is, the Gay Panic Defense** is a legal defense used when someone killed someone “gay” (it covers all LGBT), they would say finding out that the person was gay caused them to go temporarily insane, so they weren’t responsible for their actions; basically blaming the victim for their murder. In California they banned the use of this defense, meaning no one can can say “finding out Susy was transgender made me crazy, so you can’t blame me for killing her!”

So, again, why is no one talking about this?

*Source (1,2)

**Source(1,2)

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.


If they got together, would Harley go get Lucy and would Deadpool raise her like this own, despite being another mans child?

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect

As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

If they got together, would Harley go get Lucy and would Deadpool raise her like this own, despite being another mans child?

(Source: lady--filth)

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle)

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

I live in California and I can say there is one issue with this. When the law was first announced, before getting passed, it said the person must &#8220;say yes or give body language that says yes.&#8221; So, unless they specified sign language before passing it, there can still be huge issues, because &#8220;Body language&#8221; is a very vague term and can still cause issue. Instead of &#8220;well she was drunk, coming onto me so I thought she wanted it, and she couldn&#8217;t say no&#8221;, there will be &#8220;well she had been drinking, she tugged on my shirt and kissed me. Isn&#8217;t that body language for yes?&#8221;

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

I live in California and I can say there is one issue with this. When the law was first announced, before getting passed, it said the person must “say yes or give body language that says yes.” So, unless they specified sign language before passing it, there can still be huge issues, because “Body language” is a very vague term and can still cause issue. Instead of “well she was drunk, coming onto me so I thought she wanted it, and she couldn’t say no”, there will be “well she had been drinking, she tugged on my shirt and kissed me. Isn’t that body language for yes?”

tastefullyoffensive:

Olive Garden comment card. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Olive Garden comment card. [via]

thedarknesswolf:

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

someone make this